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Written by Gregory
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 18:07 |
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Today is a sort of a big day for me. I have finally, after being online for ~16 years, received my very first virus via email.
I will not link the actual virus here, but below is the md5sum of the executable along with the hexdump of the data.
Update: After some research, namely with Virus Total, I have found that this little bugger is a trojan. Joy.
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Written by Gregory
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Monday, 01 March 2010 10:45 |
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Yet another crazy ass email from my father-in-law.
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff’s Department.
After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy says: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six lawyers, six politicians of any type, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
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