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Written by Coffeelove
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Saturday, 19 December 2009 14:56 |
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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long, One who Thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich And self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and Hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me Queen. A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other and Relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big boobs who owns A bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't Rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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Written by Coffeelove
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Friday, 18 December 2009 08:46 |
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated, Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Written by Isiah
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Monday, 14 December 2009 21:57 |
Problem
Will changing angle change distance?
Hypothesis
The distance will change if the angle is change.
Purpose
To find out if changing angle will change the distance of an air powered rocket.
Materials
1.2cm by 90cm PVC pipe / 5cm by 20cm PVC pipe / standard tire valve / 5cm elbow PVC / 2.1cm ball valve / 2.1cm check valve / particle board / 60 cm PVC with end cap / Plexi-glass / spray pant [orange+black]
Procedure
- Design rocket and launcher
- Build rocket and launcher
- pick test site
- Test capacity of launcher
- Launch one and record the angle and distance
- Launch two and record the angle and distance
- Launch three and record angle and distance
- Compare results for best distance
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Written by Coffeelove
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Monday, 07 December 2009 16:52 |
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Got creative today and came up with this image. Number two for images drawn on my Wacom tablet with GIMP on my OpenSuSE machine.
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Written by Coffeelove
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Monday, 30 November 2009 00:30 |
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I received the following from my wifes' father via paper even though we both communicate via email about once per week. So I thought that I'd share it with the rest of you folks on the web, as I hate spam / chain letters.
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Written by Coffeelove
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Tuesday, 24 November 2009 23:06 |
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Below, you can find all the emails from that leaked Climate Data. They have been merged into one document with a very simple shell script "cat * > ../mail.txt". I love cat.
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Written by Coffeelove
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Tuesday, 24 November 2009 14:42 |
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In this article we will discuss how to install DD-WRT on to your Linksys WRT54Gv5 router, and set it up as a wireless bridge for your gaming consoles. Now, if you followed me via Twitter last week, you would have seen my progress as it happened.
I've writtin this article because of the craziness of trial and error that it took to find the right information and files to do this right the first time. I hope everything goes as easily for you as it did for me after I found all the correct information.
Disclaimer: LinkSys routers have a tendency to brick when you do a hard-reset. It is understood that by performing the steps listed in this guide, that you the end user take full responsibility if you end up with a hunk of plastic and metal that's good for nothing more than beating people with and using for door-stops or paper-weights.
And here's the list of stuff we need to have on hand before we start.
- 1 - Linksys WRT54G v5 Router
- 1 - Cat5 Ethernet cable (straight or crossover souldn't matter)
- 1 - Computer that we can change the IP address of the Ethernet card.
- The files located in This zip file.
- Gonna need about 30-45 minutes to complete this as there is a lot of waiting involved.
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